At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
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There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
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Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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