mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
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I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
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I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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