Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
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So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
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He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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