Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
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