you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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