Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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