Just fell off a train. Bad.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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