I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
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the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
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I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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