pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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