He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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