All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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