dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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