if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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