so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Randomize
