I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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