I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
