I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
What a dumb baby whore.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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