I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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