Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
