i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
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My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
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Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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