no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
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4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
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Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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