actually, I'm a sock model
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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