If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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