I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
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do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
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I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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