I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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