Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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