I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I feel like a drive thru vagina
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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