Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Randomize