bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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