yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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