Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
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Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
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Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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