Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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