I wish I could teleport
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
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we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
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I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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