that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
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i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
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I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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