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Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
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