Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
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There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
How does one acquire holy water?
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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