I don't think brook has ever known best
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
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I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
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Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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