you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
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Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
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I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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