When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
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well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
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the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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