So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Randomize
