New invention idea: vibrating tampons
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
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the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
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Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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