I'm really into asian looking animals
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
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I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
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ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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