Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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