how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
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I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
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We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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