She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
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Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
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You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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