omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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