Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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