your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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