White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
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Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
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He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
as a side note pls kill me
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