Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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