You really coming over, don't trick.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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