Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
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i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
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This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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