She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
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High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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