Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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