Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I have feelings that need drinking.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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